I don't know about you, but I just can't seem to cut my cakes quite straight, leading to unnecessary pastry-related frustration on that special day. Junior DOES like it just so, or he gets very very angry.
If only there were some form of LED-guided cake slicing base that would make oblique-angled cake sliceage a thing of the past and prevent Junior from having one of his turns. And while we were at it, it could play some soothing, festive music.
Incidentally there is a rather more pricey laser model available too, which would look RATHER impressive in your pantry organizer and indeed would be potentially useful in an intergalactic conflict.
