Phonolink Sex Change Adapter (Female-to-Female)

No, for the life of me I can't figure out how this works.

And how is female-to-female a sex change, anyway?!

Phonolink Sex Change Adapter (Female-to-Female)

Buy Weird Stuff - now featuring: the StoreMinator

Just to let you know that from now on, Buy Weird Stuff will feature weird items, not from Amazon (though actually, some of them will be from there) but from the StoreMinator!

Why?
For no good reasons than it is a site I lovingly crafted personally and would like you to know about it! Plus it has every potential to contain plenty of weird stuff!

"What's the StoreMinator then?"
...I hear you cry! Well, I'm glad you asked!

The StoreMinator is a clever site which helps you match prices between the two online giants of retailing, Amazon and eBay. Most comparison shopping sites do not really facilitate price comparison between Amazon and eBay, but StoreMinator's cunning comparison algorithm lets you do just that!

How does it work?
We don't know, but it does!

Have a look at some of the Weird Stuff you can find through StoreMinator:

Poo-related items
Barack Obama memorabilia (including cardboard cutouts, a paper mask and even a Barak Obama tie!)
...and just so you don't think we are politically biased in any way: John McCain stuff, including masks and "bobbleheads"!

Go and check out the StoreMinator for yourself!

POO on Amazon!

I came across this interesting item on Amazon, simply titled, "poo" - have a look here, if it's still in stock!

Unfortunately, there are no pictures, so you wonder exactly what you are getting. There was no price either at time of press, so I suspect some exorbitantly-priced but low-quality poo.

I don't know about you, but one thing I find really frustrating about ice (and I have many gripes) is its annoying tendency to melt at the most inconvenient times.

I mean it's all very well when you put it in your Breezer or whatever, but what about if you want to, say, photograph it?! Or perhaps admire it for an extended period of time? If only somebody would invent some kind of non-melting ice!

Well now they have! Only problem is, it's not cold either. Now that would have been a winning combination! Even so, this could be the solution to a burning environmental issue - transfer enough of it up to the polar ice-cap and... problem solved!

Oryx Goat Whey - vanilla flavoured, mmm!

I'm as keen to stay in shape as the next man, so I make sure I get my daily dose of goat's milk whey. Of course, I don't imbibe just any old goat's milk whey, oh no, it's got to be French Alpine Goat and Swiss Saanen Goat. I'm sure I would only be nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine thousandths the man I am today if it had not been for my daily dose of Goat Whey. Mmmm... goat whey. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's flavoured with vanilla, why that's because otherwise it would taste like &*%%*&%.

Twelve-inch "beef chew"!

First, this is for your dog, OK!? Let's get that cleared up right at the beginning of this "weird thing". This tasty-looking morsel is taken from a compliant bull and packed in cases of 24 for your dog to chew on, promoting healthy teeth, apparently.

However, I must leave to your over-active imaginations exactly whence this 12-inch length of "beef" is extracted from the bull. Suffice to say that in the modern slaughterhouse industry, truly NOTHING is wasted!

Buy weird inflatable poo!

Well, this a day of sore disappointment here on Buy Weird Stuff. I was trawling around for weird stuff to buy when I came across this rather intriguing "inflatable poo"!

"Now that is weird, I'll have a couple of those", I thought. But my excitement was short-lived when I discovered what it actually was... There's a market there somewhere, though, I am sure of it! And I am sure children would find it FAR more exciting.