Buy Weird Stuff: 2007

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

I don't know about you, but one thing I find really frustrating about ice (and I have many gripes) is its annoying tendency to melt at the most inconvenient times.

I mean it's all very well when you put it in your Breezer or whatever, but what about if you want to, say, photograph it?! Or perhaps admire it for an extended period of time? If only somebody would invent some kind of non-melting ice!

Well now they have! Only problem is, it's not cold either. Now that would have been a winning combination! Even so, this could be the solution to a burning environmental issue - transfer enough of it up to the polar ice-cap and... problem solved!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Oryx Goat Whey - vanilla flavoured, mmm!

I'm as keen to stay in shape as the next man, so I make sure I get my daily dose of goat's milk whey. Of course, I don't imbibe just any old goat's milk whey, oh no, it's got to be French Alpine Goat and Swiss Saanen Goat. I'm sure I would only be nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine thousandths the man I am today if it had not been for my daily dose of Goat Whey. Mmmm... goat whey. Oh, and if you're wondering why it's flavoured with vanilla, why that's because otherwise it would taste like &*%%*&%.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Twelve-inch "beef chew"!

First, this is for your dog, OK!? Let's get that cleared up right at the beginning of this "weird thing". This tasty-looking morsel is taken from a compliant bull and packed in cases of 24 for your dog to chew on, promoting healthy teeth, apparently.

However, I must leave to your over-active imaginations exactly whence this 12-inch length of "beef" is extracted from the bull. Suffice to say that in the modern slaughterhouse industry, truly NOTHING is wasted!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Buy weird inflatable poo!

Well, this a day of sore disappointment here on Buy Weird Stuff. I was trawling around for weird stuff to buy when I came across this rather intriguing "inflatable poo"!

"Now that is weird, I'll have a couple of those", I thought. But my excitement was short-lived when I discovered what it actually was... There's a market there somewhere, though, I am sure of it! And I am sure children would find it FAR more exciting.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

George Bush paper dolls

Now this is nice! Enrich your paper cut-outs collection with a nice set depicting George Bush and family! They must sell these in their millions! Even if for some strange reason you are not a BIG fan of George Bush, you surely won't want to be without this in your set! The more ironic might even suggest that these paper cut-outs are slightly more substantial than the real thing! Apparently they even come with different outfits that the couple wore during the election campaign! Wow, what a treat!

Every time we find a new "weird thing" here on Buy Weird Stuff I think we have reached the bottom of the barrel! This is a new low, but I just know there is more weird stuff out there! If we find it, we'll be sure to let you know!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Look weird, hear good!

Today's weird buy is the Super Ear! Yes, eavesdrop on your neighbours, lovers in the park, politicians hobnobbing off the record! Become almost omniscient with the Super Ear!

The only drawback I can see is that you might look a teensy bit silly with this thing sticking out of your ear, but surely that is a small price to pay for almost god-like listening abilities!

Another weird buy from Buy Weird Stuff. I said ANOTHER WEIRD BUY FROM... oh, never mind...

Monday, May 14, 2007

Welcome to Buy Weird Stuff - for starters: Cheese-stuffed cow hooves

Thanks for joining us on Buy Weird Stuff. The aim of this blog is to keep you up-to-date with the weird stuff you can buy these days, especially via the net. Whenever I discover something strange that you can buy, I will be sure and let you know about it, because where I live they say, "There's a customer for every product".

To kick us off, I want to offer you: Cow Hooves Stuffed with Cheese!

This tasty morsel is available from Amazon.com and is certainly a far cry from Amazon's humble beginnings as an online bookstore!

Cow hooves and cheese - a winning combination! Visit Amazon to see a full, mouthwatering picture.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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