Twelve-inch "beef chew"!

First, this is for your dog, OK!? Let's get that cleared up right at the beginning of this "weird thing". This tasty-looking morsel is taken from a compliant bull and packed in cases of 24 for your dog to chew on, promoting healthy teeth, apparently.

However, I must leave to your over-active imaginations exactly whence this 12-inch length of "beef" is extracted from the bull. Suffice to say that in the modern slaughterhouse industry, truly NOTHING is wasted!